Freitag, 23. Dezember 2011

Dear Santa part II

How about a Rorschach mask and this little baby?

Dear Santa

Awful moment

That awful moment when a guest takes your controller and wants to log in as PLAYER ONE.
It's my house, it's my controller - I am PLAYER ONE, god damn it!

Montag, 22. August 2011

I found my father


Although the dark lord hasn't spoken to me - I'm sure it was him.

Call Of Duty

I wasn't writing  anything for a long time.
This is probably going to change now - duty is no longer calling.
A lot happened in these last weeks - yet no things that were funny enough to be posted here.

Dienstag, 14. Juni 2011

How to give me a hard-on

Show me something like this.
It's not about that woman in the shower. It's about graphics, sound & atmosphere.
Well, sometimes it's not about the tits.

Montag, 13. Juni 2011

It's all about tits

Yesterday was a black day for poor ol' Nerd.
I always enjoyed looking at my blog statistics - the number of visitors is nicely increasing. As I said: I always enjoyed. Past tense. Do you know why?
My real-life girlfriend (yeah, sorry to disappoint you - I have a real-life and a girlfriend.) has started a blog as well - in German. Of course I was sure all the time that I have more visitors than her - even if it would only be for the fact that mine is English and hers German only.
So I was anxious to know how many visitors she had until yet. She had more than me. Two-hundred-thirty-something.

How is that possible?
I know. It's all about having tits and a cute face.

But. We can do something about it!
Help me spread the message!
Together we can stop it!