You may not believe it, yet it is totally true.
Nerdity spreads! I didn't think so either, but now my girlfriend and I had the following text-conversation:
She: "I was just attacked by a rocket-ice-cream and had to eat it. It attacked and hurt me badly."
Me: "Have you used lick to destroy its defense and afterwards used bite to drain its health?"
She: "Exactly! Then she used shiver. Rocket-ice-cream (wild) was defeated. YvL gains 152 EP."
Samstag, 23. April 2011
Some people should be Digimons
Sometimes I wish that certain people would be Digimons.
Since if they were digital I could delete them.
Since if they were digital I could delete them.
Donnerstag, 21. April 2011
Girlfriend
When I got together with my girlfriend, I wondered why there was no "You found HER!"-trophy window in the top right corner of my field of view.
It would have been a secret gold trophy, for sure.
I hope Sony adds PSN trophies to real-life soon!
It would have been a secret gold trophy, for sure.
I hope Sony adds PSN trophies to real-life soon!
My fight (with the vending machine)
So I came home from my girlfriend's.
I had to wait for a long time, since there are few trains after 9pm.
However, as I stood there, I got bored. If I'm bored, I eat something. So I spotted this vending machine at the station. At first I had a hard time to figure out what I actually wanted to eat. Once I decided what to eat (Maltesers) I began to throw coins into the vending machine. Now guess what, the vending machine used "shield" and returned those coins as soon as I put them in.
But for god's sake, after a time, the vending machine had no more stamina points left and I could use my "throw coin" and won the fight.
Nerd received "Maltesers 100g".
I had to wait for a long time, since there are few trains after 9pm.
However, as I stood there, I got bored. If I'm bored, I eat something. So I spotted this vending machine at the station. At first I had a hard time to figure out what I actually wanted to eat. Once I decided what to eat (Maltesers) I began to throw coins into the vending machine. Now guess what, the vending machine used "shield" and returned those coins as soon as I put them in.
But for god's sake, after a time, the vending machine had no more stamina points left and I could use my "throw coin" and won the fight.
Nerd received "Maltesers 100g".
First post
So there goes my first post.
Probably there'll be quite an amount of posts following very soon, so stay tuned.
People are going to ask me "Why do you think you're a nerd?".
I'll tell you why:
When I had to buy myself a shaver, I spotted this "Gilette" one.
It was expensive like hell, yet in the end I bought this one, even though I'm not the guy with too much money in his pocket (I'm a student!).
So, why did I buy this one and not one of those 10$ ones?
It's name was "Gilette Fusion: GAMER".
Nope, I'm NOT kidding.
Only truth.
Probably there'll be quite an amount of posts following very soon, so stay tuned.
People are going to ask me "Why do you think you're a nerd?".
I'll tell you why:
When I had to buy myself a shaver, I spotted this "Gilette" one.
It was expensive like hell, yet in the end I bought this one, even though I'm not the guy with too much money in his pocket (I'm a student!).
So, why did I buy this one and not one of those 10$ ones?
It's name was "Gilette Fusion: GAMER".
Nope, I'm NOT kidding.
Only truth.
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