It's all about tits

Yesterday was a black day for poor ol' Nerd.
I always enjoyed looking at my blog statistics - the number of visitors is nicely increasing. As I said: I always enjoyed. Past tense. Do you know why?
My real-life girlfriend (yeah, sorry to disappoint you - I have a real-life and a girlfriend.) has started a blog as well - in German. Of course I was sure all the time that I have more visitors than her - even if it would only be for the fact that mine is English and hers German only.
So I was anxious to know how many visitors she had until yet. She had more than me. Two-hundred-thirty-something.

How is that possible?
I know. It's all about having tits and a cute face.

But. We can do something about it!
Help me spread the message!
Together we can stop it!